Monday, July 18, 2011

Taken Out

I have been taken out by a virus...no, not a computer virus but the real frickin' deal.  I have been as flat on my back as Flat Wooley.  I even hallucinated that B.B. tied me up with an extension cord and was shoving fruit up my ass.  (Not even joking.)  Was it a hallucination?....one can only hope.  Be back in action soon.

14 comments:

FLHX_Dave said...

bwaaahahahahaha! I figured that you might be the first to chime in on this since you are all into food bobskoot....but I didn't know how much until now. heh.

bobskoot said...

VD:

I don't know whether I should feel sorry, or happy for you. Whatever makes you the happiest. Fruit toys can be so messy, sometimes . . .

bob
Riding the Wet Coast

Gary France said...

Get well soon. You know what they say.... an apple a day keeps the doctor away....

IHG said...

OMG OMG! LOL Fruit up the ass. Now that's some sick stuff there!!! Hope you get to feeling better soon.

Webster World said...

You just ain't right. Yah sound kinda fruity to me.

Arizona Harley Dude said...

Hope you didn't take some of that Valley Fever home from the dusty desert when you were here. Get feeling better quick!!!!!

Nattybug said...

I sure hope it was just a hallucination...

mq01 said...

mom had valley fever and had part of her lung removed, its a bitch... hope thats not it. get better soon.

B.B. said...

Hmmm, I'll never tell!

WooleyBugger said...

Man, I hate it for you. Are you feeling a bit "Fruity" now?
Kick that stuffs ass and feel better soon.

Dean "D-Day" said...

Fruit up the ass, eh?
You didn't tell us if it was a grape or a watermelon though.

Guess this gives new meaning to the term "fruit of the looms".

Lady R said...

"fruit of the looms" buwahahahaha!

Dean... your a funny man!

Sorry you got your ass kicked, Dave. You'll never be able to look at a bowl of fruit cocktail the same way again... ever!

KT Did said...

Hope you are feeling much better by now. Fruit up the ass no good. Did it hurt? *kidding* LOL

FLHX_Dave said...

YES! It hurt!...I shoulda' changed the post to nightmare, instead of hallucination...or fantasy.

Thanks all. Feelin' good today.