Coffee & Indians

I ran across this dumbass joke today and for some reason it made me laugh out loud....dunno why because most jokes are not all that funny to me. Maybe it's because I'm into coffee or something along those lines, or maybe it's because I can't fathom the absolute stupid crap that is going on in the hallowed halls of the Government...but anyhow...just thought I would throw this one out there;

Indian Wanting Coffee:

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun
In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.
He says to the waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp,
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter:

"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for position in United States Congress:
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull,
Leave mess for others to clean up,
Disappear for rest of day."


Disclaimer: This was not intended to slant or steriotype any Native Americans. "As a matter of fact, some of my best friends are Native Americans...and African Americans....and Asian Americans...and..." (If hear another Caucasian American person say this crap one more time I'm going to crank a brake-stand on their nads.)....seriously...if this has offended you in some manner then...get the hell over it already and grow a pair. If you are a member of Congress and are offended...well, then go ahead and be offended...as well as embarrassed while you are at it.